Life saving mini wheats?

So, I was at my friends house (Amelia) when we were down stairs and I saw that her brother avery was having cereal. and I said "what kind of cereal is that?" He replied shocked "You don't know what mini wheats are?!" I shook my head and said sarcastically "its not like its so important that it will save millions of lives," "You don't know that!" he then replied "Aliens could come down from outer space and want to eat our brains but we could offer mini wheats as a gift of friendship!"  He then backed it up by saying things I like were stupid. His mom was trying to get him to go take a shower but he kept backing his theory up and saying things  like "the aliens will eat your brain because you don't have mini wheats!" when he finally was going upstairs to take a shower we could hear him farting on the staircase and I jumped at the opportunity and said "looks like those mini wheats will kill people after all!!"